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Sh!t Drivers Say: That's 'Stationary' Not 'Horizontal'

Sh!t Drivers Say: That's 'Stationary' Not 'Horizontal'

Drivers say the darnedest things and the media is always looking over their shoulders.

Jun 12, 2017 by Victoria Beaver
Sh!t Drivers Say: That's 'Stationary' Not 'Horizontal'
Here is a collection of some of the racing world's best comments on Twitter from the past week.

Kevin Hamlin won't be signing up for SoulCycle rides anytime soon.
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No Knoxville drivers were hurt in the making of this tweet.
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How to insult someone, Texas-style: both are counts of heresy.
[tweet url="https://twitter.com/IndyCar/status/873732170375888896" hide_media="0" hide_thread="1"]
I think @DaleJr's original plan was to stock them with 88 beers. Eighty-eight beers wouldn't have lasted long at the @Blaney rager.
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Some More Sh!t Drivers Said

The Night Ain't Over Yet
Aliens Among Us
Have You Heard About The Driver Locked In His Hauler?
Caution, Baby On Board
Use The Force Haley, Not The Candy

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